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Although similar in appearance to the cardboard cutout, this listing will turn you into a living, breathing, monke.
Become a monke. You want to become a monke. You are beginning to want to become a monke. Becoming a monke comes with no strings attached. You will become a monke.
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As soon as I bought The Complete Monke Avatar from Marzipans Tobacco I once again found meaning and purpose behind my existence. It rekindled the love I once had with my significant other and vastly boosted my sex appeal beyond limits I once considered unreachable. Never in my life has a product changed my life so positively.
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