Wingsong Banana Slippers Box

There are people who grow bananas.
There are people who GO bananas.
And yes, there are people who have no bananas.

Some people really like to ride banana boats. We find this very, er, a-PEELING!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry. I just let that SLIP out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Don't you hate it when people laugh at their own corny jokes?

Don't you hate it when people REPEAT their own corny jokes?

I don't know what's so amusing about bananas. But we at the Wingsong Dojo begin all our staff meetings with the traditional eating of the bananas. We believe it's very difficult to argue with anyone who is stuffing their face with a banana.

We believe the world would be alot better off if more staff meetings started out with collective banana munching, or, as we say in the industry, CBM.

So, in honor of bananas, banana lovers, and banana peels everywhere, we offer you the Wingsong Banana Slippers. Stylish (not!), these durable unisex slippers are so comfortable you'll forget you're even wearing them until someone comes up to you, laughing hysterically and pointing at your feet, cackling, "What are THOSE things!?!"

Don't you be dissuaded by such comments! It takes a person of great moral FIBER to wear banana slippers!

FEATURES

1 - Your Banana Slippers aren't just a pair of pretty faces. You can wear them with your own AO or you can wear them with the included top of the line Wingsong AO HUD custom built exclusively for your slippers! 22 high quality, fun, original Wingsong animations in a 2 tiered animation system, you'll have hours of fun in these slippers. The PRIMARY animation engine has 11 basic though unique animations for most of your normal activities. It has a very easy to use on/off switch that turns green when active and goes almost invisible when inactive.

2 - Your SECONDARY animation engine, which you access when you turn off the primary animation and click on the Wingsong Logo of your HUD, has 11 fun animations: a couple of ice or roller skating animations, two banana board animations (banana boarding is alot like skateboarding or snowboarding, for those of you who don't know), some hand walking and twirling, some silly jumping and dancing, a squat in case you don't want to sit on the ground, and one of my favorites - a really fun wave.

All animations are original, full featured Wingsong animations, not standard run of the mill poses. We specialize in putting the sill back into silly.

I don't know what that means, either. It just come to me.

3 - Your slippers have some kind of yellowish stuff oozing out - when you stand still it sort of climbs up your shins, and when you walk it leaves a bananany like substance in your wake. Toggle this on and off by touching each banana.

4 - Your banana slippers have a BOAT MODE so you can easily go Banana Water Skiing. To use the boat mode, turn off your primary animation system by clicking on the power switch on your HUD, then click on the Wingsong Logo and select your animation of choice. Caveat: Your toes might get slightly damp.

TO USE

1 - Turn off or disable other AO's.

2 - ADD your Wingsong Banana Slippers and your Wingsong AO HUD - Banana Slippers from your inventory.

3 - Move around using your normal arrow keys.

4 - To access the adjunct animation menu, turn off your primary animation engine by clicking on the little power switch and clicking on the Wingsong Logo. Select your animation. You will remain in that animation until you select STOP from the menu.

For even more fun, grab one of our Wingsong Navigation HUDs, sold separately! This HUD allows you to move with cruise control for most of your attachments and you can set your own speed from VERY slow to VERY fast and everything in between. With its cruise control feature you can free up your fingers having to sit on the arrow keys constantly. I seldom leave home without mine!

BONUS

We're including a FREE Wingsong Banana Tree. The scientific name is Musa acuminata calceamenta, which loosely translated means, "Banana Slipper-bearing Tree." We use these here at the dojo to harvest our bananas for our various banana related items (slippers, banana boats, things like that). Replanted, they don't produce anything. That's right - NO FEATURES. Can you believe that? What's WRONG with me?

Everything here is COPY/MOD, so make all the copies you want and recolor, redecorate, resize, retexture, reDO to make it fit YOUR specs! I'm even throwing in a FREE Wingsong Modify Box, a simple, easy to use tutorial for folks with little experience in the EDIT tool.

For questions or a live demonstration of this or any of our fine/fun Wingsong products, IM Kit Ciaco!

Don't be misled by the low cost of our items. We can afford to do this because we create excellent items and provide excellent customer service and support, and sell ALOT of doodads.

See our line of slippers at our Marketplace store; keyword: slipper.