YDB Vampires Do Not Sparkle Tee (All Layers)

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that vampires do not sparkle in the sun.

Vampires should burst into flame, leaving a tidy pile of ashes for your robot vacuum cleaner.

Furthermore, creepy stalker boyfriends, even if they are vampires, are not sexy.

If you agree with these sentiments, then please accept and wear this t-shirt with my compliments.

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