If you're having problems with 8-bit pointy-eared heroes creeping around and collecting your valuables, have we got the product for you!
For all of you tyrannical supernatural horrors who are also big DIY fans, this kit is just about everything you need to repel green-clad elf-kids with absurd inventory space. Enclosed is a set of room-building pieces meant to snap together with relative ease for reconstructing basically any room in any dungeon from the first Legend of Zelda game. And just because I've well and truly lost my mind, I went back and added all those parts again and again until I covered each and every legitimate color variation in the game.
Every single room design from every single dungeon in the first game is represented as a ready-made floor/ceiling combination, and each wall comes in one-sided (with bricks on the other side), two-sided (for disconnected but adjacent rooms), doorway, and bombed-out variants. The rooms themselves are each 24x14 meters (with two-meter-thick walls).
I've even got you covered with reference sheets so you know what's what, and just for that extra little touch, you even get animated 8-bit fires! In case your dungeon-dwelling old men need some reading light.
Now comes the big, fat warning, however. This sucker more or less requires you to at least be familiar with the way the SL building system works. Each piece contains a small, plywood root primitive so you can just overlap the roots of the main room and each of the walls for quick and easy room-by-room construction. However, this also means that you'll have to unlink and get rid of those roots afterward, and in the case of some of the doorways and bomb-holes, the script used to enable you to walk through them will render the whole wall phantom. Linking the walls to the main room after cleanup is thus highly recommended.
Sadly, the kit does not come with sweet 3D versions of the funky dungeon-statues, because I couldn't find a satisfactory way to build them.
The pillars and so forth are also entirely unscripted, so if you want to push some blocks to reveal a staircase, that's all up to you.
It DOES, however, come with a box crammed full of every single texture I used to design the kit, so if you want to customize stuff, you've got all the tools you need.
And just because the Marketplace doesn't let me slap out giant pictures for examples, here's an external link to one instead (with the roof made invisible from outside) that was used as a gigantic paintball arena.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/103470059/Zelda%20Dungeon.png
I didn't have the proper statues (as previously mentioned), so I just stood some plush bunnies up instead, and hoped no one would notice.
