barrel o' tentacles

Okay, well, as the name of the product suggests, this is a barrel, with tentacles sticking out of it. No doubt you've already guessed that. But what you don't already know is that the barrel is full of dark toxic waste of indeterminate origin, and the tentacles twitch and their green skin actually crawls. Cool, huh? So, if you're in the market for a barrel full of big green twitchy crawly-skinned tentacles in sludge, then my friend, this is the product for you! It's transferable too, so it makes a great gift. And who WOULDN'T want to get a great big old waste barrel filled with tentacles for a gift? Perfect for every occasion - birthdays, weddings, bah mitzvahs, offering sacrifices to Cthulhu...you name it, this barrel o' tentacles would suit it. And despite their menacing appearance, these tentacles are totally safe around pregnant women, children and pets. (Product disclaimer: product may not be safe around pregnant women, children and pets.) It's so much fun for all the family, get your barrel o' tentacles now! (Before they crawl away and get into my secret chocolate stash again!)