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card: reactor (total meltdown imminent etc. )

card: reactor (total meltdown imminent etc. )
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Inside the card is a :-) so the recipient can see you are sending them a smile. And above the card in floating text is this message:

TOTAL MELTDOWN IMMINENT!
BREAK OUT EMERGENCY CHOCOLATE STASH NOW!