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doormat: PLEASE WAIT HERE WHILE WE DECIDE IF YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE

doormat: PLEASE WAIT HERE WHILE WE DECIDE IF YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE
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A doormat with this message on it: PLEASE WAIT HERE WHILE WE DECIDE IF YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO COME IN.