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Damn those zombies, always chomping on the brains of your visitors, friends and loved ones, then leaving a bloody mess all over the place afterwards! It's not just ugly and uncivilised, it's a tripping hazard, with all that slippery gore all over the floor. Well, those days of frowning safety inspectors and customers too afraid to spend in your store are over, with this sign, which says: ZOMBIES: NO EATING ON THE PREMISES.
*This has been yet another crisis-averting product from the good folk at the Goodness Gracious store, folk whose brains are so big and juicy that zombies have been known to actually drown in their own drool just looking at them!
We hope you enjoy this quality product and have a nice, zombie-bite free day. Thank you.
