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stack of books

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This stack of books will help you convince:

-people that you're a well-read intellectual

-your parents that you have been studying

-that hot goth chick you've got the hots for that yes of COURSE you have read all those crappy vampire books she loves more than life (or the afterlife) itself.

Failing all else, it can also be used as a doorstop, paperweight, talking point, pedestal, or a place to park your butt when you run out of chairs. Or you can just relive the 'good old days' of yesteryear by throwing the books on a fire. (Fire not included.)