GasBlaster 2.0 by Lillani Lowell [Packaged] Version 3.0

There are some days that, as a content creator of one kind or another, we hit a low. We hit a low so low that our sisters and brothers look at us with shame, our parents disown us, our pets run away from us, our friends disassociate from us, our girlfriends/boyfriends ghost us, and the gods that may be face palm in the way only the Picard can face palm while pondering the apocalypse. It was one of those days that this product was usher into production and that history was made for the worst.

The Gas Blaster was the original slinger of the foulest of farts, a weapon of mass nauseating nuisances; but as Lillani receded into the shadows and the Dictatorshop was sold... everyone thought it was over. Everyone thought it was gone and they were safe. But alas, after so many years of peace and bliss it has returned, in a newer, more robust, compact form. The Gas Blaster rises from the past anew...

It is time, for the terror to rise, for the old to become new, and the farts to be freed across the virtual world once again.

However, be aware: The Gas Blaster is potent, it's foul, and one should be highly responsible in using this product. One or two shots on Deadly Contamination is more than many can handle.

Reactions may range from eye rolls and laughter to containment banning of the wielder of this weapon.

This weapon contains no combat system, it is not designed for combat... it is designed for farts and farts alone.