Are you ready to become the center of the universe?
Introducing the Celestial HypeBall™, the only astrology gadget in Second Life with enough cosmic swagger to make the planets jealous and your friends suspicious.
Step up, touch the ball, and let the stars roast, flatter, or mislead you with a personalized, over-the-top daily prophecy. Each prediction is so eerily accurate you’ll swear Mercury must be in Gatorade.
With a dazzling design, magical hovertext, spinning action, and more sass than your ex at a full moon party, this orb doesn’t just predict your fate—it announces it with style.
Perfect for:
Nightclubs, lounges, occult shops, malls, mystic retreats, or your supervillain lair.
Anyone who wants to flex their celestial relevance and look deep without actually being deep.
Parties, roleplay, community events—or just to see who falls for the most outrageous prediction.
WARNING:
Side effects may include:
New cosmic confidence
Unwarranted optimism
Friends demanding another reading
Existential dread
Horoscopes so spicy your zodiac will need SPF 100
Don’t just tell the future—own it.
Add the CELESTIAL HYPEBALL™ to your world today and start bending fate with a touch!
