So I went to a thrift shop in Real Life and found this statue. Its face was so strange. It spoke to me.
I created this model inspired by this penguin statue that now sits on my desk. And now you can have one, too.
I wear this to sing lullabies to my children...
I wear this to sing lullabies to my children. They are terrified of it. Whenever they protest about their bed time, or ask for too many sweets, I whip this on, and they soon know who is the King Penguin.
Bertie, stealer of souls
I placed one in my region, and scaled it up to massive size. It became invisible to everyone except me, and now looms over everyone like a silent protector, or, indeed, infiltrator of thoughts, minds and remover of sanity.
I shall name it Bertie.
Handle with care
Great product, I sat it on my toy shelf and it sent chill vibes through my room as well as being the best air conditioner ever until the next morning. Found out I put it too close to my Furby collection and now they've convinced it to help take over the world with them.
Still reccomend, I for one welcome our new Furby Penguin overlords. As long as they keep the AC going.
send help
It took over my home, slept with my wife, and currently has me at gunpoint. My son now calls it dad. It's illiterate and can't read what I'm typing, but all it cares about is this five star review. if you don't hear from me in the next day, it'll be safe to assume it has killed me.
WORKS AMAZINGLY !!!
I lost my favorite rock while swimming in the bay....saw this on the MP and i mus say....it works VERY well for opening up clams AND makes for a good doorstop and paperweight...not a lot else though...Defiantly a must have for all Otters <3
Just what I needed
I ruined my last body pillow and I was really sad.
But now I have an amazing new replacement.
This one actually looks back into my eyes too. It feels so much more intimate now.