card: SNAKE (SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR BREAKUP. ETC)

On the front of this card is the cool photograph of a snake that you can see in the pictures above. Inside the card is this message: THIS CARD COMES WITH A GREAT BIG HUG. And above the card in floating text is this message: SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR BREAKUP. BUT TRUST ME, YOU'RE MUCH BETTER OFF WITHOUT THAT COLD-BLOODED REPTILE.