What's the product you buy when you want a semi-transparent black table that functions like semi-transparent black table but you're too lazy to make one yourself? CHECK OUT MY BLACK GLASS TABLE!! Made in the era before mesh, this long lost relic of the past does exactly what it says in the product description!* It functions as a thing that you can put stuff on! Created the moment I needed a semi-transparent black table to serve the function of a table and wanted something that looked nicer than a plain, untextured box; this amazing piece of Second Life history can be yours for the low, low price of L$200,000,000!!
Or, wait. If that's not enough we'll throw in the bottom of the table ABSOLUTELY FREE! Better still, take advantage of this limited time offer** and we'll slash the price down to an unbelievable L$5!! WOW!! How can we afford to sell anything this cheap?!***
Get one today before we run out of our unlimited stock! Each one has been hand-carved**** by the finest craftsmen in Milwaukee: The Land of Tables!***** Each one kissed with the lips of babes and polished to such a shine that you could almost see yourself in them should you only have access to REFLECTIONS.******
* Product description may be lying to you.
** Offer is not limited time at all.
*** Product has been L$5 for quite some time now.
**** Product description is definitely lying now.
***** Anything you read past this point should probably be ignored.
****** Reflections are not supported. Why are you still reading this?
Original product description:
Good for any kind of room, this low prim table is very simplistic and stylish.
