In the fine tradition of the Crappy and Lazy product lines by Knights Memorial comes... LAZY LAMP! What can we say about this fabulous product? It's a lamp! It gives light! It might be able to SEE INTO THE FUTURE!! ...but if it can, it's not telling. Why? BECAUSE IT'S A LAMP! Need a lamp? HERE'S ONE! Find yourself afraid of the dark? BUY A LAMP! It's full permissions! Copy it all you want OR BUY MORE THAN ONE! Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN! IT'S CHEAP!
...lamps.
- It's a lamp!
- It gives light!
- Sees into the future!!
Awesome way to see things
You made me snort laugh with your blurb. Thanks for that. Not a bad little lamp either.
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Impulse buy
I didn't need a lamp. But, for a lamp that might perhaps maybe see into the future, how can you say no...?
Future-seeing lamp?
I can say that this is one spiffy lamp! Very cheap. And I can say with 100% certainty that it can't not wont deny that it doesn't not see into the future.
