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Crappy TOS Intercom

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From the terribly named "Crappy" product line!
(Really? How am I still allowed to call it that?)

Do you need a mostly non-functional wall-prop based on one of my favorite television series of all time? Do you want buttons that make not one but TWO sound effects? DO YOU WANT TO STARE AT A BLINKING RED LIGHT FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY?!? If at least one of these things are true and you happen to have a few lindens to spare THIS COULD BE YOURS TODAY!

Each identical item is unique!* Collect the whole set! Break the space time continuum!** Unlimited numbers are available so get yours NOW!

PROPER USE INSTRUCTIONS

10 Place product on wall
20 Look at product
30 Click on product
40 Go to 30
50 print "Hello World!"

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* This is probably not true.
** This is impossible with proper use of Crappy TOS Intercom. Use only as directed.

  • At least one blinking light!
  • A sound effect!
  • Another sound effect!
  • It's shiny!
  • Cheap!
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Great decoration
full star full star full star full star full star Posted August 08, 2020 by genemc

It's a great decoration and best sales pitch ever.

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A TOS POS? Heck No!
full star full star full star full star full star Posted March 09, 2020 by Debi Docherty

The funny sales pitch is probably worth L$15 by itself. The actual product is worth more. It is scenery with a blinking light and makes noise, and just happens to be what I need. It takes 4 LI (or 7 LI if you unlink it). You get MOD and COPY perms so you can put your own script in it if you want. I score this as a great deal.

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