Lurking in the septic mires of the swamp, or standing proudly in the windswept fields, or proudly cohabitating with the beasts of the forests. In all corners of the fantastical world, you'll find these unmoving, stubborn and stoneyfaced guardians sitting perfectly still, judging passers-by. Yet, their ownership, nay, companionship has never been ours in Second Life... until now.
.Eldritch. is proud and privileged to introduce it's latest innovation; The Rock!
What does it do? What doesn't it do! You are assured that it can do everything that a REAL LIFE rock can do, with the ADDED BONUS of custom scripting. Not only can you have a rock of your very own, but you can make it the rock YOU want.
• Touch scripted with multiple texture options (wow!)
• Advanced customization HUD takes customization even further (my word!)
• Animation overrider allows you to take your rock WITH you! (can it be?!)
• Bonus rezzable furniture version sits up to five with multiple animations! (heavens above!)
• Automatic updates promises any and all leaps forward in geo-technology will be applied to your rock immediately! (with baited breath, we wait!)
- Unique and fully historically accurate design. You'll swear it's a real rock!
- Touch scripted for texture change - Get the rock YOU want!
- Automatic updates ensure any updates in rock technology are yours immediately!
- Animation overrider lets you bring your new rock with you!
- Rezzable furniture version includes multiple poses and seats up to five!
This is, in fact, worth the original price and more.
I recently came into possession of this amazing, bargain rock and my world is forever changed.
I cannot recommend this rock strongly enough.
I DO, however, feel the need to warn prospective buyers that the rock does NOT come house-trained.
And, be responsible: have your rock spayed or neutered.
Rock of Ages
This rock has everything you could possibly need. It's perfect in any way, and you'd be a complete fool to not purchase it.
Do you know what they say about people who don't have this rock? Trust me, you don't want to find out. So you should probably buy it ASAP. It will truly validate your very existence. This rock is an experience in transcendence, and you don't want to miss out.
It's rocking my world!
I came, I saw, I rocked!
Another great item that made me divorce my glaive (still friends, don't worry), and marry this great guy. He actually cares about mountaining the relationship.
Fun to carry around, fun to sit on, fun to be crushed with.
OH MY GOD, IT'S A GIANT ROCK
I can't believe what I'm seeing! A giant rock! It's a rock and it's giant!
Exactly what I have BEEN LOOKING FOR!
If you want to have a great time, impress ALL your friends, and even make your mother proud buy this. After using it, I noticed that I could throw it, kick it and punch it and the only damage was on me! It was just absolutely amazing to see something so sturdy. This rock is really...really becoming my rock.
