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it the best and funny and cute

I have been stranded on earth in a human body for centuries now, pretending to be different middleaged men over time, moving from country to country. As someone who used to be an alicorn princess, it was a tedium being stripped of all my powers and I missed my pony subjects. Now, at long, long last, someone made the EXACT effigy necessary to complete the ritual of ponification, a skil i could have never mastered with these human fingers. Whoever you are that you gained such eldritch knowledge and put it up for free, Equestria thanks you deeply. I thank you deeply. May we meet again one day, wandering soul.

You know they say that all colts are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Jib and you can see that statement is not true.

See, normally if you go one on one with another pony, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me.
Then you add D.R Oatz to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down.

See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because D.R. Oatz KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Jib, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.

See Jib, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

Smells GREAT!! I HIGHLY recommend licking your screen too for full effect of this great product! Really has that next level virtual experience to it. <3 10/10 would buy again!

For years I was looking for the perfect pony! And so I finally found him! My happiness is no limit! Oh, yeah, baby, I found you!