Magic Bean and Climbing Beanstalk

Hahahaha - can't even figure which category to sell this under!

If you are looking for a slower, healthier way to reach that skybox or tree house, here ya go.

The Magic Bean grows a giant beanstalk, and a ruby stolen from Dorothy's ruby slippers allows you to climb the thing! (careful, the thorns are poisonous, and the tendrils are slippery).

Stumbo's wormy giant apples are also included, as is a copy of a lovely Irish fairy tale, Tir-Na-nOg.

Lessee - from the notecard . . .

. . . as to the other contents of Stumbo's Chest . . . (which we can guess you won't be returning to him) . . .

1. You can plant your magic bean (which will grow, naturally), or, you can boil it and eat it, we don't care.
a. Drag the bean to the ground, touch it, and in the words of a giant - voilla! - your 50 meter tall beanstalk appears!
b. This beanstalk is temp-on-rez, which means only the bean's single prim counts against your land's prim limit.

2. MOST people don't give a rat's petooty about giant etiquette, giant privacy, or giant feelings. So go ahead - climb on up!
a. We've pried a single ruby crystal from Dorothy's slippers. CAREFULLY place this crystal on the top of the golden orb.
b. Touching the crystal to build will add . . .
i. A dozen handy vine tendrils, poison thorns, and beanstalk leaves for climbing up.
ii. The bloom plucked from Stumbo's mother's favorite flower, for enjoying the view with half a dozen casual couples poses if you live to make it that far.

3. Normally, these giant veggies grow pretty high. Should you find yourself lost, you might ask the clouds up there to dissipate - miston or mistoff would be the proper giant terms to use.

4. The golden orb is where you place the ruby slipper ruby, of course. But you'll find your table overflowing with green beans by simply clicking on this on/off. Be careful - you might wake up the giant, courtesy of the interpretive vocal genius of Elmer Fudd.