Impress the ladies with the ugliest sweater in the universe! Prove you're man enough of a woman to wear a woman's sweater. Go get em tiger.
- 5 mesh sizes
- Alpha
Glorious.
Lucky looks good in this.
Too good. Please stahp.
A must-have for any other unfortunate-looking men out there.
Hear me out. You know how when you're desperately lonely and browsing whatever pathetic online dating site you're a part of, many of the ugly women have pictures of them standing next to their mildly-attractive friends to make themselves look better? Of course you have, and it doesn't work. It does, however, make their slightly-homely friends look like they didn't get into a facefight with a hedge trimmer.
Well, this sweater works on the same principle. At the clubs, I am akin to the Elephant Man. Management often jokes about locking me in a room and charging admission to lay eyes upon my misshapen visage. That all changed about ten minutes ago when I bought this sweater.
I've had three women and two men walk up to me and comment on the awful sweater I've got on, but then they flick their eyes up to my askew pupils, and they crack a small smile. They flush, and utter "But you sure do look handsome."
Sure, I may be cursed to have to put on my bedroom moves while wearing the sweater. It's not like I can take it off, lest my newly-duped lover be exposed to my true, raw ugliness, but it's better than wearing a bag.
Wow!
I think I could even impress some men with this sweater, it's that great.