RED Versión RED

I knew from the first moment that I rezzed RED, that the experience would be..unique. You see, I used to be a loser who couldn't buy any cubes, but RED changed that. My live was transmogREDfied. Now I live in a new world.. I experience a whole new.. paREDigm. I'm REDdy for a new world.

I uh.. RED
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RED.
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RED.