Screaming Burning Bag Head - a hilarious joke

The Screaming Burning Bag Head is a great party gag.

Look, it has a pretty face drawn on it with black magic marker!

You may have tried other bags on your head, both in Real Life and Second Life, but we think you'll agree that the Screaming Burning Bag Head is probably the best bag you'll ever place over your head today!

First, we'd like to say that, unless you are extremely ugly, we don't encourage putting bags over your head. But if you are going to place a bag over your head anyway, you may need some instructions...

~*~ ~*~ Instructions ~*~ ~*~

1. Place bag over head.
(locate ScreamingBurningBagHead in your inventory, right click and WEAR it. The item attaches to SPINE, so it should not displace your hair when worn but it might remove any necklace or other item you may have attached to spine. Turn off AO if you are using one)

2. Breathe deeply and hold breath. (this is done to conserve oxygen and to delay suffocating for as long as possible)

3. Click the bag (suffocating is boring and takes too long even if you skip Step 2, so go ahead and click it)

~*~ ~*~ Stop Reading ~*~ ~*~

If you read the stuff in parenthesis (these ( ) things) above, you must be pretty smart! We'd like to compliment you on your above-average intelligence and assure you that we realize that someone with your mental capacity is probably starting to have second thoughts about putting a bag over your head. This is completely understandable, but trust us, it's okay, go ahead and do it. Sure, it'll be fun.

Okay smarty pants, if you really want to know what it does before you try it out, I'll tell you, jeeze. Didn't you see the part up there where it said "Stop Reading"? Some people just don't follow instructions. Okay, here's what it does - it catches on fire and makes you stand there screaming your damn-fool head off. There, are you happy now that you've ruined the surprise? ;-)

It's lots of fun!

Well, ...it's lots of fun for the people watching you.

Run through a crowd and watch people move out of your way! Shout something, for that "OOH NOOO!" look! The flame also emits a nice light glow for an astounding effect at night.

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• Easy to use!
• Wear and click!
• Hilarious joke for friends or parties.
• Sound, fire and animation.
• Funny, ink drawn faces.