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Do you, like me, have an issue with keeping your clothes on!? WELL DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU!

INTRODUCING THE MOST SECURE OUTFIT IN THE WORLD!

We got suspenders for your pants! We got suspenders for your legs! We got suspenders for your arms! We got EXTRA suspenders! We even got suspended from school once! With this new, highly secure, suspended outfit, you will never have to worry about your clothes randomly slipping, sliding, or falling off ever again! BUY NOW!

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  • Enough suspenders to murder someone with
  • Wont fall off
  • Looks kinda cool
  • Kinda annoying
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Strappy
full star full star full star full star full star Posted July 08, 2020 by ChocoChippu

Looks good and no complaint !

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