Ventriloquist Dummy Mask

Have you ever been walking down the road thinking "Gosh, I wish I wasn't swarmed all the time by so many pedestrians trying to get my autograph..."?

Well worry no more!

Now you can be just as incognito as the next guy! With this mask no one will ever notice you, you can lurk around corners, crouch behind desks, even stand up on the school bus! You'll be so disguised even your dog won't recognize you!