We at the Wingsong Dojo take foot comfort VERY seriously. We've made oodles of foot wear: slippers out of bunnies, bananas, turkeys, and even a donkey, Yoshi boots, our large High Top Happy Feet series, various styles of boots and more. And now - to add to the march of the Wingsong Footwear Parade: Wingsong Hobo Shoes!
You get TWO pairs in this package: our regular brown leather ones and our saddle Oxford edition.
The real philosophical question is: are you BRAVE enough to wear them? That is to say, Do you have the moral fortitude required to be caught DEAD in a pair of Wingsong Hobo Shoes?
Ladies, throw away those expensive clicking high heels you wear dancing - EVERYONE wears those. Pull away from the pack! Show the world that a REAL woman knows how to stand on her own - even if she's standing in the ugliest shoes in the world!
Gents, toss out those manly he-man boots you wear all the time - it takes no strength to strut around in your swaggering AO wearing those things. They are SO yesterday. For TODAY, grab a pair of these pups and demonstrate to your buds and the ladies what a REAL man you are!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You're not really buying any of this, are you?
Anyway, I LOVE these things, and I'm holding out hope against hope (whatever THAT means) that out there in the whole world of a few million cyber souls there are a few others who might enjoy them as well. To you few, you brave, you possibly certifiable comrades, I say: UNITE!
Man, I just GOT to get some sleep!
And don't you just LOVE the old saddle oxfords? Me, too! I don't know what their appeal was but young folks in my generation (a hundred or so years ago) went nuts over these. Imagine my excitement when I saw saddle oxfords in world!
Imagine my disappointment when I saw the prices. No. By most standards they're not that expensive. But I'm a TIGHT WAD. My idea of EXPENSIVE and HIGH FALLUTIN' is anything that costs more than 75 linden bucks.
Naturally, I had to make my own saddle oxfords.
My own saddle Oxfords ook is, let's be polite and say, DIFFERENT than most saddle oxfords. And why shouldn't they, for goodness sakes! They're part of our Wingsong Hobo Shoes series.
BONUSES
1 - And I'm throwing in a worn out pair of socks. And yes - we laundered them first! (I THINK we laundered them....)
2 - We're including a FREE Wingsong Foot Alpha Layer to hide your toes.
Your shoes and socks are COPY/MOD so you can go all Imelda if you want!
For questions or a live demonstration of this or any of our fine/fun Wingsong products, IM Kit Ciaco!
Don't be misled by the low cost of our items - we make great products and sell for low prices to make our doodads available to people on all budgets. We can afford to do this because we create excellent items and provide excellent customer service and support, and we sell ALOT of fun stuff!
See our line of hobo fun at our Marketplace store: keyword: hobo.
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