hmm is a mysterious rounded
box thing. when clicked, it turns
into a shiny, floating mysterious
box thing.
every so often, it talks.
sometimes it will change shape.
that's about it.
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Common Questions:
Q: Is this thing listening to me?
A: No.
Q: Is this actually 'quantum' or does it emulate a real quantum discriminator?
A: No. It pulls random lines from a web database. Emulating a real quantum device in LSL/AWS could risk a cross-membrane incursion.
Q: What even is this?
A: It's a floating, talking pet rock. Don't think too hard about it.
- floats in mid air, glows
- changes shape at will
- speaks random phrases
- wearable as a pet
- simple on/off interface
very hmm.. but also a bit hmm.
what a lovely concept, and such elegance, wonderfully realised, with a generous hint of existentialist paradigm, all wrapped up in an amorphous sphube.
i understand this has been running nearly a decade now, so maybe the action has passed it's peak, or the story behind this could just be the beginning of an epic. still, for me, the intrigue is offset by uncertainty, as my dear hmm seems to have a slight mean streak and looked a little menacing the other day, so i can't commit to bringing hmm with me to social events.
perhaps there will be some other aspects of the project i would be interested in.
Send help
It's controlling my life. Help me. I love it too much.
Just good fun!
That's all xD thing gets me rolling with some of the things it says!