Automatic Boyfriend

Dear customer,

Behold, the TBF Automatic Boyfriend, a stylish blue machine forged from precious stainless plate steel and other high-quality components - a mechanical wonder that can rival any boyfriend in the flesh. Of course, the specimen before you, here at the September round of FaMESHed, is set up for display purposes only. Rest assured that the final product will be available to you, fully loaded, fully scripted and fully functional.

What does the TBF Automatic Boyfriend do? The answer can not be distilled into a simple phrase. A few words would do little justice to this marvel of engineering. The automatic boyfriend is the result of an extensive, year-long endeavor into research and development in order to forge the essence of 'boyfriend' into a compact, convenient consumer product.

Consumer demand for an automatic boyfriend became apparent upon thorough, quantitative field studies among peers. The following data point in our vast anthropological survey database is exemplary:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YQobUrcB-Ro

In an age of pandemics and personal isolation through social media, political discourse and other detrimental inter-human interactions, automatic boyfriends seemed the answer. The R&D division of The Black Forest dedicated large amounts of time and resources into the perfection of what now stands before you.

"Yes, but what is it?", I hear you whail in desperation...

It is yours for a mere 69 of your hard-earned Linden Dollars Sterling from your purse. But what you receive is priceless: your very own TBF Automatic Boyfriend.

Warm regards,

Arduenn Schwartzman, CEO, CTO and CFO of The Black Forest