Automatic Boyfriend

Dear customer,

Behold, the TBF Automatic Boyfriend, a stylish blue machine forged from precious stainless plate steel and other high-quality components - a mechanical wonder that can rival any boyfriend in the flesh.

What does the TBF Automatic Boyfriend do? The answer can not be distilled into a simple phrase. A few words would do little justice to this marvel of engineering. The automatic boyfriend is the result of an extensive, year-long endeavor into research and development in order to forge the essence of 'boyfriend' into a compact, convenient consumer product.

Consumer demand for an automatic boyfriend became apparent upon thorough, quantitative field studies among peers. The following data point in our vast anthropological survey database is exemplary:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YQobUrcB-Ro

In an age of pandemics and personal isolation through social media, political discourse and other detrimental inter-human interactions, automatic boyfriends seemed the answer. The R&D division of The Black Forest dedicated large amounts of time and resources into the perfection of what now stands before you.

"Yes, but what is it?", I hear you whail in desperation...

It is yours for a mere 69 of your hard-earned Linden Dollars Sterling from your purse. But what you receive is priceless: your very own TBF Automatic Boyfriend.

Warm regards,

Arduenn Schwartzman, CEO, CTO and CFO of The Black Forest