Is your Second Life domicile simply perfect? Does everything stay exactly where you put it? Are you losing your mind due to the sheer overwhelming flawlessness of your virtual existence?
Well, fret no more! With a simple click, you too can own the Rubble Water Ring, which will wipe any of those pesky pristine horizontal surfaces right out! No more worrying your perfectly peaceful parcel will be invaded by a camera crew conscripting your home for its picture perfect presentation.
Get yours today!
My Life Now Has Purpose
Once I laid down the "Rubble Water Ring" my life suddenly had purpose! No longer was I wistfully traipsing about my SL home without any thought of lifting a finger to dust, clean, mop or vacuum. Everything was perpetually (and annoyingly) pristine, spotless to a fault!
But no longer. With that very first (and 56th) application of the "Rubble Water Ring" my life has become the utter shambles it deserves. First, my guests noticed and no longer came to visit me. Then my pets became disenchanted with my home's sloven appearance and they left to live within a perfect home down the block. Eventually, depressed, drinking heavily, taking up smoking - I lost my job, and my home to depression from the hopelessly unfixable water rings.
But now I live a life of sheer and utter bacchanalian debauchery - in my dilapidated, rental trailer home with fifteen cats and a 3 pack a day smoking addiction coupled with crippling alcoholism.
Thank you "Rubble Water Ring" thank you for bringing forth my true self.
Just what my house needed
Just what I needed for the house! All over the house, on the wood surfaces and even some on the beach (how that worked i have 0 clue!). I am sure I will not be punished by daddy when he gets home from work today ;)
PERFECT for Dommy Mommy Role Play!
Haven’t had a good spanking in awhile? Leave some of these around the house and put on those butt-less chaps! Brace yourself, cause mistress is really gonna put it on ya good! Show that cougar of your dreams just what a naughty boy you’ve been and get ready for what you deserve. For additional excitement, pair these up with some house cleaning animations! Mistress will thank you for giving her an excuse to pull out the flogger!
Nobody respects wood anymore
And this is the perfect way to show what you REALLY think of that post-tree, pre-compost hunk of arboreous plank taking up space in your virtual living room. Coasters? Schmoasters! I will put my dang glass down on that table, and if it can't take it, tough! This water ring is ART, baby!
Changed my life
Since purchasing this item,I swear everything's changed. I'm seeing colors in a brighter shade and now am able to fly. I mean seriously I can fly. No I'm not smoking anything. Maybe....
