Nothing says hope for the future, What's For Lunch I'm Starving, and basement low standards quite as loudly as walking around with a Wingsong Baby Buzzard Buddy on your shoulder!
I've always thought buzzards get a bad rap. Sure, they feed on dead carcasses. Sure, they're ugly as a hundred miles of bad road in the middle of winter. Sure they sound hideous when they scream.
Ok. So the list of their characterological deficits is long. But heck. SO ARE MINE!
So - in honor of the socially misunderstood, nutritionally misguided, and marginal misfits of the world, we at the Wingsong Dojo PROUDLY offer our Wingsong Baby Buzzard Buddy!
And just to help you ponder what it's like to walk a mile in the shoes of someone generally considered among the lowliest of the low we are including, absolutely FREE of charge, our Wingsong Buzzard Slippers! They are hideous. They look like death warmed over, they itch something awful, they smell gross, and I'm pretty sure they cause some sort of fungus between your toes. But by golly, there they are - FREE!
Yes, boys and girls. THIS is what comes of an old woman with way too much time on her hands and a bad case of insomnia....
Oh. You want to know about his features, don't you? Cause you know nearly ALL our Wingsong critters have adorable (or at least interesting) features. OK. Well. Let's see. Ya got your standard rain machine (sound and rain) when you touch your baby buzzard buddy's beak. Touch to turn back off. You got your standard light; touch the top of his little head to turn on an illuminating yellow light. Touch to turn back off. Touch either of its wings to hear your baby buzzard buddy bellow.
And anything that digests carcasses is just BEGGING for a little bathroom humor. Of course, you know I'm too much of a lady to sink that low. NOT!
Touch the neck of your baby buzzard buddy to hear just how low I can really go!
OK - you know the rest of the story. COPY/MOD, resize, retexure, re-everything (almost)!
We're also including a FREE Wingsong Modify Box, a great little tutorial for folks with little experience with the EDIT tool.
For questions or a live demonstration of this or any of our fine/fun Wingsong products, IM Kit Ciaco!
Now - I got to go have some, uhhh... DINNER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
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