Wingsong Wagon Hay Ride with Turkey Box

EXCELLENT riding vehicle; passengers welcome!

The Wingsong team has spent months developing the RIDE versions of our large line of wagons, carriages, carts, and buggies. Hundreds of hours have been invested in studying and manipulating codes and textures, tweaking integers until our eyeballs have crossed, and pleading with total strangers to ride with us as we examined in intricate detail how avatar bodies "fit" on our critter drawn vehicles.

The Wingsong Wagon Hay Ride with Turkey is our featured roll out of this line, which will be followed soon with many additional vehicles of similar quality. The bosks wanted the honor of pulling the first wagon ride through the barn doors. So did the donkeys, the bay horse, one of the snails (the other one would have none of it!), and the fizzle fazzle dragons, as a couple, were very enthusiastic. The pig thought about it, but she preferred to stay on the bed, eat potato chips, and watch the festivities from a distance.

Emerson, the Wingsong ghost, adamantly, absolutely, one hundred percent REFUSED.

In the end there could be only one "first." And, perhaps because she made the most noise, perhaps because she made the best arguments, perhaps - oh, heck, I don't know WHY she was selected! I suppose because she amuses us so - the Wingsong Turkey!

And it fits. In a weird way.

SO - without further introductions - here's what you get with your brand new, hot off the press, Wingsong Wagon Hay Ride with Turkey!

The wagon itself is constructed with a high end, well aged virgin oak which has been seasoning for some time in the high tech climate controlled basement of the Wingsong barn. The wheels are genuine, solid wagon wheels. We grew the hay ourselves on the lower 40. We raised the turkey from a little poult. We embedded an original Wingsong animation for the driver/owner; passengers must rely on their defaults.

The turkey makes intermittent/random turkey gobbling sounds every one to two minutes - you can turn these sounds on and off by clicking her tail feathers. She'll also make some turkey talk if you tickle her wings and legs. Her legs, wings, wattle, and tail are flexiprims to add a little animation to your hay ride experience.

Your Wingsong Wagon Hay Ride with Turkey is also an ambient audio engine! Touch the bale of hale closest to the rear of the wagon to hear the loop audio of crickets; touch again to turn off the crickets. Touch the hay bale closest to the driver's seat to toggle the looped sound of wagon wheels. Touch the last hay bale to toggle a chorus of frogs on and off. Click on the wagon's floor board to toggle intermittent/random bird sounds (8) that play every 45 to 90 seconds minutes until you click on the floor board again.

Touch the driver's seat to toggle on/off a nice light for when you want to do some evening driving.

We had numerous high level executive board meetings (read: sat around the livingroom in torn jeans and wrinkled tee-shirts) discussing how to handle the matter of speed. Too much speed and you can easily lose control of your wagon and turkey. If you've ever lost control of a turkey, you understand how serious an issue this is. Too little speed and you don't have enough power to ride over a pair of railroad tracks.

In the end we decided on a speed that allows you to amber along in a realistically slow rhythm, but we installed a special little TOP SECRET device for helping you get over those humps. Yeah, right. I am so sure that some day I will be offered millions of dollars for my top secret CHASSIS ROLLER I INSTALLED BETWEEN THE FRONT WHEELS.

Ooops. Cat's out of the bag now!

We doubled the speed of the reverse gear to give you a little leverage if you get caught in a tight spot. You can traverse small hills, rocky terrain, moderate smooth inclines. You will not be doing any high level mountain climbing with this wagon. The turkey insisted on this feature when she accepted her assignment. (The bosks laughed at her and said if they had been selected they would have put no such restrictions on this.)

You may ask why we didn't just install a gear system. It's a good question. The truth of the matter is we wanted to keep this wagon as simple and rustic as possible. We also discovered that part of the fun is maneuvering.

And, because we LOVE this gadget so much, we're including a FREE Wingsong Leaf Emitter Dual Engine Box. REZ this out separately. Simple instructions included in the box. Makes for a great additional ambient hay ride!

Of course, your Wingsong Wagon Hay Ride is COPY/MOD, so you can make all the copies you like, modify it anyway you choose. We're even throwing in a FREE Wingsong Modify Box, a simple tutorial for folks with little experience with the EDIT tool.

For questions or a live demonstration of this or any of our fine/fun Wingsong products, IM Kit Ciaco! For now - I got to go take some more folks for a hay ride around the Atoll!